Once myself, twice someone else.

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vampireswillbutthurtyou:

i’ve got more hits

a better blog

a hotter dash

a faster scroll

then any blogger you’ll ever meet

sweety you could follow me

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wrigleyjuicyfruit:

tyleroakley:

The blond in the front looks like a female Sam Evans.

OMG ^^^^^^^^^^

ccolfer:

so when kurt made this face in “the spanish teacher”

it wasn’t because he would have accepted blaine’s proposal, it was because he did

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kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

• ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
• STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
• GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
• An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
• CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH

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thebleeclub:

finn:

i bought you a pig

blaine:

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ghastlygrimandancientraven:

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Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

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